Review: Danzig “Skeletons”
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Progressive Thrash Band Only Wears Fair Trade White High Top Shoes
MILWAUKEE — Members of local thrash metal band Differentiator recently committed to reduce environmental harm by wearing white high top…
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Bassist Who Made Statement on Behalf of Band Beaten Within Inch of Life
CAMDEN, N.J. — Local bass player Conor Lenihan is in critical condition after being beaten mercifully by his bandmates for…
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Local Gun Store Makes Record Profits With “Back to School” Sale
GARLAND, Texas — Garland Guns and Ammo reported they are on track for their most profitable month ever thanks to…
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The Hard Times Submission Process
Want to write for The Hard Times? We accept freelance pitches all the time. What we like to see is…
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Mysterious Package From Taliban Delivered to Supreme Court Determined to be Congratulatory Edible Arrangement
WASHINGTON — U.S. Marshals discovered a mysterious package outside of the Supreme Court which was later revealed to be an…
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988 Criticized for Using Elliott Smith Songs as Hold Music
WASHINGTON — The new national suicide hotline, 988, is facing harsh criticism after callers noticed the platform used songs from…
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10 Terrible Unreleased Songs by Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain’s life came to a tragic end in April of 1994, leaving behind a catalog of despair, hopelessness, and…
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Democratic Party Rushes to Open Additional Bank Accounts in Anticipation of New Fundraising Talking Points
WASHINGTON — Leading members of the Democratic Party scrambled to open a slew of bank accounts to store the money…
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Man Sitting Alone in Car Wasting Taxpayer Money Arrested for Impersonating Police Officer
ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Local library systems technician Gary Harris was arrested early Tuesday and charged with impersonating a police officer…
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