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New Evidence Shows Rep.-Elect George Santos Lied About Being One of the New York Hardcore Kids Trashing SNL During Infamous FEAR Set

January 4, 2023

NEW YORK — Republican Representative-elect George Santos is facing more scrutiny about his personal life after overwhelming evidence began to…

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Unhinged Psycho Prefers Band’s Later Stuff

January 3, 2023

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Local maniac Cole Kristoff openly admits he prefers the most recent releases from his favorite metal band…

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Machine Gun Kelly Threatens to Cover “Aerials” Again Unless Five Million Dollars in Unmarked Bills Left at Secret Drop Zone

December 31, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Machine Gun Kelly threatened to once again butcher a beloved System of a Down song on national…

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“Big Fan” Whispers Every Cop Walking By Andrew Tate’s Jail Cell

December 30, 2022

BUCHAREST, Romania — Law enforcement officers detaining controversial online influencer, misogynist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate reportedly keep whispering “big…

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Punk Afraid He Peaked in GED Certification Class

December 30, 2022

NASHUA, N.H. — Local punk Andreas Howell expressed dismay that his best days were behind him and lamented the fact…

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Our Most Popular Headlines of 2022 (But You Knew About Them Before They Were Cool)

December 21, 2022

As we wrap up 2022 we decided to take a look back at some of our hard-hitting and poignant stories…

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Today The Hard Times Celebrates Eight Years of Comprehensive Reporting

December 14, 2022

The Hard Times launched on December 14, 2014, and since then we have continued to bring you the most hard-hitting,…

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Guy Who Did Original Mastering on Album Guesses He Will Just Go Fuck Himself

December 7, 2022

QUINCY, Mass. — Local sound engineer Terry Crain was dejected to see an album he mastered 15 years ago for…

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Recording Academy of America Members Admit Turnstile Grammy Nominations Were Desperate Ploy to Save Money on Blink-182 Tickets

November 21, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Leaked emails from high-ranking members of the Recording Academy of America suggest that the three Turnstile Grammy…

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Deluxe Box Set Features Over 40 Unreleased and Completely Unlistenable Live and Demo Tracks

November 21, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Indie rock legends Theory of Judah released a new deluxe box set that features terribly recorded and…

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