Ryan Dondero, Author at HARDTIMES

June 8, 2025

Mention Turnstile around a hardcore kid and you’ll get a range of reactions. Some offer calm, measured takes like, “Good…

May 30, 2025

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — A new study from the University of Michigan revealed that you can basically just walk out…

May 6, 2025

MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk Steve “Vomit” Parker reportedly began his annual metamorphosis into a Sublime guy after temperatures cracked the…

March 25, 2025

It all started three and a half weeks ago when Tall Mike left the fucking back door unlocked and ajar…

March 12, 2025

OAKLAND, Calif. — Local thrash metal fan Zack Holloway reportedly plays doom metal records at 78 RPM in a desperate…

February 21, 2025

DALLAS — Local man Dave Hensley is confident that his first date with Rachel Caldwell went well, despite talking about…

December 27, 2024

SAN DIEGO — Local indie noise band Static Teeth, which consists of just a drummer and a guitarist, left confused…

October 26, 2024

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local punk Roxy Molloy reportedly invited guests to bob for cigarettes at her annual Halloween party…

October 7, 2024

MOORESVILLE, N.C. — Lowe's executives announced plans to introduce a 14-foot tall Glenn Danzig ahead of the upcoming Halloween season,…

October 2, 2024

Names used to mean something. They carried weight, tradition, and integrity. But not, apparently, for Wildflower Trading Post and Gifts—an…