Ryan Danley, Author at HARDTIMES

March 24, 2021

DALLAS — Laid off mall security guard and avid Pantera fan Jamie Gunderson has essentially torn his apartment down to…

March 21, 2021

After decades in television and cinema, if there's one thing people remember about Tim Allen it's the name he made…

March 17, 2021

PHILADELPHIA — Local Irish-themed punk rock band The Drunken Fighting Lads are being suspiciously protective of the ethnic background results…

March 6, 2021

WASHINGTON — Father Damien Karras was elated to hear during a recent conversation with the demon Pazuzu that his recently…

February 20, 2021

DORAL, Fla. — Professional swimwear model and University of Miami co-ed Sarah Nguyen has sadly found her countless attempts at…

February 4, 2021

There's no denying Biden has many challenges to overcome in order to heal our divided nation. He certainly has his…

January 1, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local fuckup Jerry Millwater’s 2021 New Year’s resolution of “practice more self-care” is concerned about its upcoming…

December 7, 2020

DENVER — Local 39-year-old Justin Shaffer is struggling to describe his favorite band without using the often-maligned word “emo” to…

December 6, 2020

PORTLAND, Ore. — The local apartment complex Oakwood Estates is allegedly really liberal with their definition of the term “estates,”…

December 5, 2020

LOS ANGELES — “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” head writer Stephen Sanders has completely run out of the show’s…