Legendary “Field Of Dreams” Now Just Mass Grave for COVID Deaths
DYERSVILLE, Iowa — The magical “Field of Dreams” that once hosted the ghosts of baseball greats like “Shoeless” Joe Jackson…
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Hey! The Real Fascists Are the Ones Getting Arrested off the Street by Unidentified Heavily Armed Military Jack Booted Thugs Lead by an Authoritarian Megalomaniac Leader!
I know all you libs are sitting home and watching the Lamestream Media right now. You’re seeing these “protestors” get…
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Glenn Danzig Somehow Not The Most Ridiculous Singer Of The Misfits
LOS ANGELES — Former Misfits vocalist Michale Graves has successfully unseated Glenn Danzig as the band’s most ridiculous vocalist following…
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Crisis Actor Tired of Being Typecast As Father of Dead Kid
WASHINGTON — Worried about industry typecasting, representatives of local crisis actor Daniel Mauer say he is seeking a wider range…
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Basement Hostages Blissfully Unaware of Pandemic
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — 64-year-old captor Charles Lynn Gartner’s basement-dwelling hostages remain blissfully unaware of the global crisis happening right outside…
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Quarantined Stoner Trying to Form One-Person Drum Circle
LINCOLN, Neb. — Local stoner Dan “Stems” Thompson overcame the crushing despair of social isolation today by attempting to create…
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When Are Cokeheads Going to Get Their Own Holiday?!
I am so sick of being left out. Every year 4/20 rolls around and the entire country throws this huge…
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We Sat Down With Trump Because I Have the Coronavirus and This Is Our Chance
In this very trying time, it is important that we are able to have a rational conversation with those in…
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Now Is a Great Time to Point out That 28 Days Later Is an Outbreak Film Not a Zombie Film
Hey everyone! We all have the coronavirus pandemic on our minds. Everyone is rightfully pretty scared. Basic survival supplies and…
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Game Changer: Sex After Marriage Advocate Jason Vorhees Backs Trump in 2020
The Trump train keeps barreling towards 2020! Along with record job creation and the highest poll ratings in Presidential history…
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