Patrick Crooks, Author at HARDTIMES

June 16, 2021

NICASIO, Calif. — Longtime Star Wars fan Jon Eaton was charged with trespassing on Skywalker Ranch, allegedly hoping to ask…

June 7, 2021

LOS ANGELES — A recording of The Dooley’s frontman Jason Delahunt screaming at his bandmates is slated to appear on…

June 3, 2021

POCATELLO, Idaho — Local punk Tyler Christensen was purged from the punk community after it was discovered that he had…

May 12, 2021

WASHINGTON — Prominent conservatives nationwide are beginning to inquire if they are still morally obligated to listen to Ariel Pink…

May 6, 2021

WILMINGTON, N.C. — Participants on HGTV’s new “Property Brothers” spinoff “Punk Property Brothers” said that the two lesser-known Scott brothers,…

April 30, 2021

Black Flag, Bad Brains, Fugazi, and just about every other legendary punk band has played this DC bar since its…

April 29, 2021

SEATTLE — Seattle Police responded to a noise complaint at the home of Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder last night…

April 21, 2021

DETROIT — Ted Nugent, bed-ridden from his recent COVID-19 diagnosis, called upon fellow Michigan far-right musician Kid Rock to discuss…

April 16, 2021

SANDUSKY, Ohio — The Pop Punk Diocese of Ohio is facing a wave of criticism following the transfer of a…

March 26, 2021

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Adam Schultz is beginning to regret using one of his three wishes to bring infamous…