Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

May 8, 2023

MINNEAPOLIS — British comedy fan Gary Snell is in shock after his date failed to pick up on his reference…

March 18, 2023

RICHMOND, Va. — House party attendee Davey Singleton can’t quite put his finger on why the two Wendy’s Baconators and…

March 5, 2023

TEMPE, Ariz. — ‘90s alt rockers Gin Blossoms finally acknowledged their white privilege that enabled them to “drive around this…

February 19, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Untalented ne'er-do-well Tyler Buckley reportedly muttered a quote attributed to Pablo Picasso before sticking up Rage Against…

February 9, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — Lifelong Philadelphia Eagles fan Michael Catalano passed down his father’s beloved pack of throwing batteries to his son…

February 8, 2023

LOS ANGELES — The producers of Kidz Bop will be including pop punk legends Blink-182 on their latest release after…

January 28, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Guitarist and bassist of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Frusciante and Flea, satiated publicly that they…

January 25, 2023

BIXBY, Okla. — Local 24-year-old Rylan Humphreys recently came across an old iPhone containing dozens of QR codes from various…

January 18, 2023

RICHMOND, Va. — Local indie pop fan Damon Thomson successfully snuck a contraband thermos of Celestial Seasonings’ Sleepytime Tea past…

January 15, 2023

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Severely hungover barista Carrie Potenza is in significantly more pain thanks to her manager’s insistence on playing…