Real Life Ratatouille: This Rat Yanks My Pubes and Makes My Dick Do Stuff
Most people will tell you Disney magic is something you only see in movies or after an unlicensed mushroom retreat.…
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Serial Killer Leaves Knife Hanging Over Side of Sink in Case He Wants to Kill Again Later
MOAB, Utah — Local sociopath and murder enthusiast Greg Allen Hargrove reportedly left his favorite blade casually hanging over the…
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Real-Life Cinderella: This Woman’s Dealing With a Rodent Infestation and Her Family Hates Her
Take note, Charles Perrault! And would someone PLEASE shove the hemorrhaging corpse of Grace Kelly out of the driver’s seat??…
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Friends Hold Intervention for Woman Who Has Become a Sober Influencer
FISHERS, Ind. — A small group hosted an intervention recently to help their friend Krista Simmons who has become a…
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Bombshell Report Claims Tony Hawk Did Not Actually Write the Song “Superman by Goldfinger”
LOS ANGELES — A shocking new report by citizen journalist/unemployed man Gary Russo claims that skateboarder Tony Hawk did not…
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Punk House Only has Junk Drawers
TACOMA, Wash. — Punk house squatter Dave Giles reportedly converted virtually every open space within his home into a junk…
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Bummer: Roommate is “Intrusive Thoughts” OCD, Not “Clean Freak” OCD
DENVER — Local man Davey Hilton was “severely bummed” upon learning his new roommate, Nina McKenna, was the “intrusive thoughts”…
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Amazing! This Man Plays Acoustic Guitar for His Newborn Every Night Because The Baby’s too Young to Say No
Is there anything more beautiful than a father’s love expressed through music? If there is, we don’t want to know…
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Metalhead Running Late for Show Accidentally Puts On Sister’s Girl Scouts Vest
WAUKEE, Iowa — Tardy metalhead Colby Shelton accidentally wore his young sister’s Girl Scout vest to a recent show, mistaking…
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Pissed Cryptozoologist Mistakes J Mascis for Bigfoot Again
MAUPIN, Ore. — Deflated cryptozoologist Sam Pennington expressed his frustration after once again mistaking Dinosaur Jr. lead singer and guitarist…
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