Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

June 5, 2019

PHILADELPHIA — Local woman Juliana Azzara passed the four hours waiting for her train last night by asking a man…

June 3, 2019

NEW YORK — The highly anticipated Ramones “Word of the Day” calendar was released yesterday, which disappointed but unsurprised fans…

May 29, 2019

DETROIT — Reddit user Gary Johannson accidentally messed yesterday with the one tough guy on the Internet who wasn’t lying,…

May 29, 2019

Has this ever happened to you? It’s Saturday night and you’re at some fancy Italian place munching on Endless Salad…

May 22, 2019

PORTLAND, Maine. — Music fan Trevor Eastman’s Pandora account is still reeling from the painful, ear-wrenching effects of giving a…

May 21, 2019

TORRANCE, Calif. — Avid ska fans and recently married couple Judy Gillespie and Leonard Roth capped off their wedding celebration…

May 20, 2019

NEW YORK — Fast food chain White Castle held a plaque dedication ceremony this morning commemorating the 30 mini-burger order…

May 18, 2019

MINNEAPOLIS — Guitarist Bradley Eflin claimed last night that he was “going out for smokes” before allegedly abandoning his band…

May 14, 2019

BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…

May 9, 2019

What can we do to be truly, wholy “happy?” In my long, arduous 22-year existence, I have found that these…