SALT LAKE CITY — Local 33-year-old Tom Marshman was sorely dissapointed today to learn he is actually “37 fucking years…
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My step-dad was always a hard ass. He'd embarrass me in front of my friends, emasculate me in front of…
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NORMAN, Okla. — A surprising new study found that it’s way easier to just change your password every time you…
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IRVINE, Calif. — Virtually every single punk attending the Bucket of Dog Shit record release show today is terrified everyone…
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local indie band C4 and a Chocolate Bar severely overestimated their show attendance and audience’s wants last night…
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Celebrities - they’re just like us in that they’re kind of assholes. Recently, we got the opportunity to interview acclaimed…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man Eric Sullivan still eats with his arm around his plate like a hardened, PTSD-suffering prisoner after…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Millennial punk and generally clumsy dolt Tony Drummond bellowed several ironic “Tim Allen” grunts yesterday before accidentally…
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HOLLYWOOD — CBS sitcom “Bright Spot” used a punk cover of the holiday classic “Santa Baby” recorded by The Erectroplasms…
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TRENTON, N.J. — New mailroom employee Cole Horrigan surprised his coworkers at Tremont Auto Insurance Thursday night when he wrapped…
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