Woman With No Plans or Responsibilities Feels “Thrown” by Daylight Saving Time
BELOIT, Wisc. — Local woman Angie Tufts expressed that she feels "all out of wack" because of a recent Daylight…
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Nathan Kamal
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Piss Drunk Belle & Sebastian Tidy Hotel Room
CHICAGO — Piss-drunk indie pop band Belle & Sebastian spent a raucous evening tidying their hotel room at the Radisson…
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Man Losing Confidence in Himself Halfway Through Taco Bell Order
SEATTLE — Local man James Tebuto is losing confidence in himself halfway through what he’s realizing is an overwhelming order…
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Aging Goth Pushes Through Daily 170-Minute Makeup Ritual
CHICAGO — Aging goth Ashe Montresor is barely managing to push through their daily 170-minute ritual of applying the appropriate…
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Punk Gives Dog with Bandana Power of Attorney
SEATTLE — Local punk Jonathan “Johnny Balls” Denick has given full legal power of attorney to a dog with a…
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Punk Had No Idea How Difficult Hopping on a Train Is
PORTLAND — Local punk and hopeful train hopper Marc Harcourt is still currently standing on a set of railroad tracks…
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Punk Had No Idea How Difficult Hopping on a Train Is
PORTLAND — Local punk and hopeful train hopper Marc Harcourt is still currently standing on a set of railroad tracks…
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Records Rearranged for Optimal Date Impressing
CHICAGO — Local man Nicholas Braun completely rearranged his vinyl record collection in order to achieve optimal impressiveness for his…
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Meet the 4 Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Whose Strict Adherence to the Bushido Code Was “Too Grisly” for Cartoons
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been a pop culture phenomenon since Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman first debuted them…
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5 Romantic Ideas for Revitalizing Your Relationship With the Babadook
As Damon Albarn once sang, love is the greatest thing. But there comes a time in any relationship when you…
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