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June 19, 2024

Hand to god, this thing was a steal. At least I thought it was. 2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. 40k miles.…

June 16, 2024

SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Local estranged dad Scott Barry is reportedly still winning as a father by simply buying his children…

June 5, 2024

MONTCLAIR, Calif. — Hot Topic announced the rollout of its biggest savings in store history with the inaugural Back to…

May 18, 2024

HARTFORD, Conn. – Goodwill shopper Davis Canal suffered minor injuries during an unprovoked attack by a mannequin modeling the once-popular…

May 15, 2024

LOWELL, Mass. — Mercy High School punk Theo “Gerbil” Barnes unwittingly eschewed prom tradition when he pinned a corsage through…

March 16, 2024

CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the…

February 12, 2024

So you hit up the Taco Bell Cantina happy hour with some co-workers, slammed spicy margs till last call, were…

December 9, 2023

WARWICK, R.I. — Longtime Dave & Buster’s customer and man who’s had a real rough go of it lately Geoff…

November 10, 2023

BERGEN, Norway — Norwegian black metal band Benevolent Mouthfuck held a viking funeral for their bassist Erik “Zerononymous” Hansen even…

October 9, 2023

TORRINGTON, Conn. – The 3rd Annual Powerviolence Prom ended earlier than scheduled when an audience member accidentally flipped on the…