My Hilarious Tweet Would Have Gone Viral if Not for the Terrible Mismanagement of Twitter Recently
This is bullshit. I do nothing but tweet gold and yet here I am, looking at big fat zeros. Just…
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FDA Warns Against Viral “Kill Yourself Challenge”
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is warning against a new challenge that has gone viral…
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Embarrassing: Black Metal Band Unaware They Have Death Metal Name
OSLO, Norway — Members of the black metal band Flesheating Cadaver are reportedly entirely unaware that they have accidentally chosen…
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Man’s Tattoos Too Generic To Identify Body
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. – Local authorities are still trying to identify a body that washed up on the banks of the…
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Hold On: That Rotten Tomatoes Score Is Low Enough That I’m Back In!
No way. I'm not going to watch that stupid-ass movie. Have you seen the way people are roasting it on…
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With Every Passing Year It Becomes Even More Important That We Start Taking Ageism Seriously
It's becoming increasingly clear that ageism is becoming a bigger problem with each passing year. We need to do something…
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New Netflix “Instant Dream Home” Show Sets Unrealistic Expectations That Contractors Will Show Up on Time
ATLANTA – Viewers of the new Netflix show "Instant Dream Home" are complaining en masse about the show creating unrealistic…
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Band Reunites After Realizing Fans Are Old Enough to Pay $200 Per Ticket
SEATTLE – Members of the seminal and often troubled emo band Grass Is Greener are reportedly getting back together after…
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New Food Sensitivity Test Promises to Confirm Whatever You Wanted to Be Sensitive To
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local woman Hannah Bowell reportedly found an online food sensitivity test that confirmed all her self-diagnosed…
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New Study Finds 15% of US Economy Just Subscriptions You Forgot to Cancel
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A new study from Brown University concluded that roughly 15% of the entire U.S. economy is based…
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