PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local man Nate Weiss is reportedly struggling to make his relationship work after girlfriend Julia Shepard moved…
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As millions of Americans are committing to a “Dry January” in earnest, millions more are realizing, “Hey, wait, what the…
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Hi there. I have reservations for 6:30, but I’m a few minutes early. I can just stand outside—or maybe I…
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local drone metal fan Judson Riley reportedly came in 27 minutes early with his air guitar at…
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BOULDER, Colo. — Local man Turner Eaton was seen standing in the soap aisle of CVS, debating whether to purchase…
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local drone metal fan Judson Riley waited patiently through an entire show to use the bathroom so…
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WINNIPEG, Manitoba — Local Weakerthans fan Graham Neal is reportedly unable to extend his performance in the bedroom by using…
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ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — Staff members at local diner Joe’s Old Fashioned Burgers reported that the QR code located on…
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I can remember hearing “Revolver” for the first time. I stole my dad’s guitar off the wall and tried to…
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KEENE, N.H. — Local man Wesley Peck is on day two of an absolute meltdown after being asked what his…
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