Literally A Koala, Author at HARDTIMES

May 8, 2022

BALTIMORE — Local ungrateful son Jacob Atwal ignored what became one of many concerned texts from his mother until he…

January 30, 2022

PHOENIX — Local couple Mia Jaquish and Timothy Sickler spiced up their relationship by hanging a mirror above their bed…

June 24, 2021

UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…

May 12, 2021

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local man and dedicated Al’s Automotive supporter Brian Crespi was shocked and devastated to learn that…

March 22, 2021

DOYLESTOWN, Pa. — Local sous chef and frequent masturbater Kyle Myers would not pause his jerk-off session Monday when his…

February 10, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — Members of local punk band Loogie Howser are eager to return to their bustling itinerary of playing…

January 23, 2021

HOBOKEN, N.J. — Therapist Brandon Carr wished yesterday that his patient would stop “bringing the vibe down with all the…

November 14, 2020

DENVER — Local man Cory McCann is ready to settle down and meet “the one” person he’ll spend the rest…