“Are You Ok?” Text From Mom Swiped Away To Finish Watching Porn
BALTIMORE — Local ungrateful son Jacob Atwal ignored what became one of many concerned texts from his mother until he…
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Couple Hangs Mirror Above Bed So They Can Watch Themselves Have Grubhub
PHOENIX — Local couple Mia Jaquish and Timothy Sickler spiced up their relationship by hanging a mirror above their bed…
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Couple Hangs Mirror Above Bed So They Can Watch Themselves Have Grubhub
PHOENIX — Local couple Mia Jaquish and Timothy Sickler spiced up their relationship by hanging a mirror above their bed…
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2021 Calendar Shows Christmas Only 183 Mass Shootings Away
UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…
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Devastated Man Discovers He’s Not The Only Customer Mechanic Calls ‘Big Guy’
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local man and dedicated Al’s Automotive supporter Brian Crespi was shocked and devastated to learn that…
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Cat Walking Across Belly Not Enough to Interrupt Man Masturbating
DOYLESTOWN, Pa. — Local sous chef and frequent masturbater Kyle Myers would not pause his jerk-off session Monday when his…
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Local Band Excited to Get Back to Rigorous Schedule of Performing Once Every Seven Months
SAN FRANCISCO — Members of local punk band Loogie Howser are eager to return to their bustling itinerary of playing…
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Therapist Hopes Patient Will Stop Killing Vibe With All The “Dead Dad” Talk
HOBOKEN, N.J. — Therapist Brandon Carr wished yesterday that his patient would stop “bringing the vibe down with all the…
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Realistic Man Ready to Meet That Special Someone to Spend Rest of Year With
DENVER — Local man Cory McCann is ready to settle down and meet “the one” person he’ll spend the rest…
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