Krissy Howard, Author at HARDTIMES

April 28, 2021

VATICAN CITY — Local personal pizza and source of calories for millions, Mama Celeste, was canonized into sainthood during a…

April 24, 2021

AMES, Iowa — Somewhat recently vaccinated woman Teresa Faison entered her third week of using the potential side effects of…

April 19, 2021

DOVER, Del. — A local townie and currently wasted-off-his-ass scallop is rambling on about the time his rubbery body was…

April 14, 2021

ST. LOUIS — Local man who is living with functional depression, Dan Sousa, surprised exactly no one after it was…

April 13, 2021

FARMINGTON, N.M. — Local man Derek Romero received the disappointment of a lifetime after the metal band he had devoted…

April 11, 2021

BERNALILLO, N.M. — The abandoned crusts on a medium, two-topping pizza purchased and eaten yesterday evening were seen in an…

March 20, 2021

UNITED STATES — Straight guy musicians from around the country who usually can’t shut the fuck up about how much…

March 6, 2021

UNITED STATES — A gathering of townies from across the country is expected to begin at around 5 p.m. today…

March 4, 2021

FORT MEADE, Md. — U.S. National Security Agent Dan Briggs mentally prepared himself for another four minutes of unadulterated sing-alongs…

March 2, 2021

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Cool landlord and champion of the working man Jenny Holmes is allegedly only asking for references,…