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January 15, 2021

Alright shithead, listen up. I put on my little song and dance about how much I like your band’s new…

January 12, 2021

I’m hardly alone in saying that 2020 was a less-than-stellar year. Instead of letting disappointment get the better of me,…

December 3, 2020

Put down that well-done fillet mignon, king! Sure, it tastes good and isn’t full of foodborne pathogens, but you’re missing…

December 2, 2020

Yeah dude, I love going to local shows! I go to at least one show a week, mostly on Sundays…

November 15, 2020

CLEVELAND — Four members of Cleveland-based Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute band That Smell were killed earlier this morning in a tragic…

October 13, 2020

With 15 films under his belt, it’s safe to say that M. Night Shyamalan has had a prolific career. This…

October 12, 2020

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I was forced to close my beloved indie movie…

October 11, 2020

After watching “Midsommar” for the first time, I told my friends “Man, thank christ Scandinavians aren’t real. That would be…

September 24, 2020

Uh-oh! Part-time U2 frontman and full-time mischievous goblin-creature Bono has kidnapped my firstborn son! The only way to get him…

September 22, 2020

CHICAGO — Local punk Kyla Waters has spent the past 24 hours trying to decide if her roommate’s new tattoo…