AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy
ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its…
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Is It Canceled or Cancelled? Which Am I?
As a proud member of the alt-right (and recent college graduate with a degree in English Literature thank you very…
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Jeff Bezos Pledges $10 Billion to Eradicate Coronavirus Sufferers
SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced today he is committing $10 billion of his vast personal fortune to completely…
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Biden Asks Russia to Help Him Log in to His Email
CLEVELAND — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden stunned supporters today by soliciting foreign interference from Russian intelligence operatives to help…
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NRA Suggests Arming Doctors to Prevent Coronavirus Epidemic
FORT WASHINGTON, Md. — Wayne LaPierre, the chief executive of the National Rifle Association (NRA), unveiled a bold plan today…
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Papa Roach Fan Still Alive Weeks After Head Severed
VACAVILLE, Calif. — Local Papa Roach fan Danny Herman scurried out of a Circle K this morning in apparent good…
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Emma Stone Hired to Release Statement on Behalf of Chinese-Americans Regarding Shane Gillis SNL Contract
LOS ANGELES — Columbia Pictures announced they have hired Emma Stone to represent the collective voice of the Chinese-American community…
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Trump Praises Skrewdriver LP for Having “Very Fine Tracks on Both Sides”
CONCORD, N.H. — President Donald Trump began a campaign rally in New Hampshire yesterday touting the strength of the economy…
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Christian Bale Packs 50 lbs of Bananas Up Ass to Star in GG Allin Biopic
HOLLYWOOD — Netflix began production last month on an original docudrama based on the life and antics of shock-rocker GG…
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Chris Conley Replaces Every Band Member for Saves the Day Encore
PHILADELPHIA — Saves the Day fans were treated to an unforgettable encore performance at This Is Hardcore Fest last night,…
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