Is It Canceled or Cancelled? Which Am I?
As a proud member of the alt-right (and recent college graduate with a degree in English Literature thank you very…
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Jon Wood — Page 3
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Jeff Bezos Pledges $10 Billion to Eradicate Coronavirus Sufferers
SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced today he is committing $10 billion of his vast personal fortune to completely…
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Biden Asks Russia to Help Him Log in to His Email
CLEVELAND — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden stunned supporters today by soliciting foreign interference from Russian intelligence operatives to help…
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NRA Suggests Arming Doctors to Prevent Coronavirus Epidemic
FORT WASHINGTON, Md. — Wayne LaPierre, the chief executive of the National Rifle Association (NRA), unveiled a bold plan today…
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Papa Roach Fan Still Alive Weeks After Head Severed
VACAVILLE, Calif. — Local Papa Roach fan Danny Herman scurried out of a Circle K this morning in apparent good…
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Emma Stone Hired to Release Statement on Behalf of Chinese-Americans Regarding Shane Gillis SNL Contract
LOS ANGELES — Columbia Pictures announced they have hired Emma Stone to represent the collective voice of the Chinese-American community…
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Trump Praises Skrewdriver LP for Having “Very Fine Tracks on Both Sides”
CONCORD, N.H. — President Donald Trump began a campaign rally in New Hampshire yesterday touting the strength of the economy…
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Christian Bale Packs 50 lbs of Bananas Up Ass to Star in GG Allin Biopic
HOLLYWOOD — Netflix began production last month on an original docudrama based on the life and antics of shock-rocker GG…
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Chris Conley Replaces Every Band Member for Saves the Day Encore
PHILADELPHIA — Saves the Day fans were treated to an unforgettable encore performance at This Is Hardcore Fest last night,…
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Where Were You When You Learned of Kurt Cobain’s Tragic Suicide and Are You Busy Right Now and If Not Can You Drive Me to the Airport?
This year marked the 25th anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s heartbreaking suicide. I can vividly recall everything about the moment the…
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