John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

September 15, 2019

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Department of Physics announced today the theoretical discovery of the…

September 6, 2019

TRENTON, N.J. — Local music fan and extreme demophobe Sally Englund had an unexpectedly pleasant experience last night at her…

September 3, 2019

BROOKLYN — Two patients waiting in the Dr. Smiles dentist office were seen wearing the same shirt featuring Canadian tech-death…

August 28, 2019

BURLINGTON, Vt. — A copy of Dean Koontz’s “The Good Guy” was found beaten and battered on a local bookshelf…

August 28, 2019

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — A merch cashier at Little Rock’s Verizon Arena apologized profusely last night to a gaggle of…

August 24, 2019

RENO, Nev. — Sweaty and bumbling 16-year-old Skyler Donovan attempted to hide in a locker today next to his crush…

August 11, 2019

NEW YORK — The in-house songwriting and production team behind the Kidz Bop series fell into writer’s block this week…

August 9, 2019

COVINGTON, Ky. — Magick shop owner and obvious goth Maryanne "Luna" Hobbes couldn’t decide this morning how many corsets to…

August 8, 2019

Sure, it happens to the best of us- You're reading the internet's funniest satire site, The Babylon Bee. You get…

August 4, 2019

BALTIMORE — New cooking website Death Comes Cooking will offer readers a refreshing take on the usual recipe/blog formula by…