In the 1890's, Ivan Pavlov discovered that he could cause dogs to salivate at his command by associating food with…
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SAYREVILLE, N.J. — Local guitarist Micah Verney ducked out of a job interview earlier today to record an idea for…
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This is a really great shop you have here, you know? I love stopping at Into the Woods Literature to…
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OXFORD, England — An android created by the Oxford Department of Engineering has reportedly worried incessantly since the mid-’90s that…
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NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new…
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Pasty white guy Michael Stephenson alarmed friends and loved ones by vocalizing that he had absolutely no…
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The Hard Times needed a win. Facebook has been choking our traffic, and our fans won't stop tagging their friends…
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Ok, I admit it. I never assumed anyone would actually take me up on my Facebook post encouraging friends to…
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