John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

October 26, 2019

Halloween is the punkest time of the year thanks to AFI and Danzig and not really anyone else. So we…

October 23, 2019

SAYREVILLE, N.J. — Local guitarist Micah Verney ducked out of a job interview earlier today to record an idea for…

October 19, 2019

This is a really great shop you have here, you know? I love stopping at Into the Woods Literature to…

September 27, 2019

OXFORD, England — An android created by the Oxford Department of Engineering has reportedly worried incessantly since the mid-’90s that…

September 24, 2019

NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new…

September 23, 2019

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Pasty white guy Michael Stephenson alarmed friends and loved ones by vocalizing that he had absolutely no…

September 23, 2019

The Hard Times needed a win. Facebook has been choking our traffic, and our fans won't stop tagging their friends…

September 18, 2019

Ok, I admit it. I never assumed anyone would actually take me up on my Facebook post encouraging friends to…

September 15, 2019

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Department of Physics announced today the theoretical discovery of the…

September 6, 2019

TRENTON, N.J. — Local music fan and extreme demophobe Sally Englund had an unexpectedly pleasant experience last night at her…