John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

July 9, 2022

PETALUMA, Calif. — Indie/jangle pop band Diet Water vowed that they will never play a show in Israel out of…

July 4, 2022

The goal of a man is to identify his weaknesses, eliminate them, and then start crushing life right in the…

July 4, 2022

JESSUP, Md. — Depressed, despondent millennial Harry Chalke confused those around him when he unwittingly quoted Beck’s “Loser” while summarizing…

June 28, 2022

BALTIMORE — Ferocious garage punk rockers Cigarettes Saved My Life challenged expectations by including a six-minute ballad at the end…

June 25, 2022

Goodwill can be a goldmine of hidden fashion gems available to anyone on the cheap. You just need to be…

June 23, 2022

MADISON, Wis. — 24-year-old aspiring writer Ricky Trout is generously referring to a brief nine-day long spring break vacation as…

June 18, 2022

BILLINGS, Mont. — Former music obsessive Paul Yarborough finally achieved bodily immunity to the intoxicating effects of new music following…

June 10, 2022

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Upholsterer Gianna Andrews stunned friends, family, and biologists with the discovery that her body consists more of…

June 6, 2022

NASHVILLE – Right-wing podcaster Skyler Donelli admitted he is having difficulty choosing a side in the debate over whether a…

June 6, 2022

VH1’s “I Love the 80’s” is one of my favorite shows ever. Get a bunch of comedians, TV personalities, and…