Doug Kolic, Author at HARDTIMES

May 19, 2023

HOUSTON — AI-generated punk band Fresh Scabies expressed their desire to crash on any available servers “just for a little…

May 19, 2023

One of the main reasons I chose to live here is because the website said this was an inclusive community…

May 16, 2023

PUEBLO, Colo. — Local man Trigg Barrett hoped that the Diarrhea Planet t-shirt he put on would distract his girlfriend’s…

May 10, 2023

I wish my sister would stop complaining about my babysitting skills and start thanking me for exposing her kids to…

April 27, 2023

CHICAGO – A fan of punk band Crucified Vertebrae was recently spotted alone in a darkened venue forty minutes after…

April 12, 2023

Yo babe, are you serious? You really wanted to go to Disneyland after the wedding? Then why didn’t you just…

April 4, 2023

I'm a pretty trusting person. That’s why I listened to my guidance counselors and that cop from the D.A.R.E. program…

April 2, 2023

BOSTON – Members of the legendary rock band Aerosmith admitted that their desire for young groupies is less about sex…

March 14, 2023

WASHINGTON – Local singer Riley Wambach briefly celebrated hitting one million Spotify streams before being summoned back to the frozen…

March 13, 2023

I have a confession. It's been eating away at me for decades. On December 8th, 1980 when I waited outside…