Doug Kolic, Author at HARDTIMES

April 27, 2023

CHICAGO – A fan of punk band Crucified Vertebrae was recently spotted alone in a darkened venue forty minutes after…

April 12, 2023

Yo babe, are you serious? You really wanted to go to Disneyland after the wedding? Then why didn’t you just…

April 4, 2023

I'm a pretty trusting person. That’s why I listened to my guidance counselors and that cop from the D.A.R.E. program…

April 2, 2023

BOSTON – Members of the legendary rock band Aerosmith admitted that their desire for young groupies is less about sex…

March 14, 2023

WASHINGTON – Local singer Riley Wambach briefly celebrated hitting one million Spotify streams before being summoned back to the frozen…

March 13, 2023

I have a confession. It's been eating away at me for decades. On December 8th, 1980 when I waited outside…

February 25, 2023

Let’s face it, everyone has a friend who plays in a horrible band. We want to be supportive of their…

February 24, 2023

OKLAHOMA CITY – Local punk band Extreme Rash’s recent basement show abruptly went dark after the singer’s grandmother absentmindedly turned…

February 14, 2023

CALGARY, Alberta — Local woman Deirdre McPhee is under the false impression that the lame love song her guitar-wielding boyfriend…

February 12, 2023

SINGAPORE – Crypto.com CEO Kris Marszalek announced the commercials his company runs at this year’s Super Bowl will act as…