From Ballroom Bruce to the Sweaty Oligarch, We Rank the Lesser Personas of David Bowie
David Bowie re-wrote the book on what it means to be a pop icon. Through his era-defining characters and alter…
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We Set Out To Find the Best Glue for Huffing and Did Not Make It Very Far
For better or worse, the origins of punk rock will forever be intrinsically tied to the practice of huffing glue.…
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Netherlands Celebrates Fourten Twitzen, A Day Where Sober Children are Beaten With a Sack of Oranges by Sinterkush
AMSTERDAM — Festive spirits are high in Holland today as the nation celebrates Fourten Twitzen, their version of 4/20 day,…
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5 Things To Claim 4/20 Day Celebrates Besides Weed Because You Are Just Mommy’s Clever Fucking Boy, Aren’t You?
Well it’s 4/20 again, and all the rubes are getting stoned out of their gourds talking about how today was…
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Opinion: They Could Never Make the Show “Friends” Today Because That’s Already a Show
Cultural sensibilities change and evolve over time. In our current cultural climate there are just certain things you could get…
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We Tried Steroids but We Didn’t Know You Still Have to Work Out on Those and Now We’re All Swollen and Weird
Early into the pandemic, I made the decision to take advantage of my newfound downtime and forge my body in…
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Help!: I Forgot Which Chris Isaak Song To Fuck To!
I’ve never really been that interested in sex but recently decided to give it a try after reading an article…
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On the 7th Day God Rested, That Means There’s a Way To Kill Him
“And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day…
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Call Me Old Fashioned but I Believe Marriage Is Between a Protagonist and Someone They Were Just Friends With for 5 Seasons
There’s no denying that the institution of marriage has drastically changed over the last few decades. I would never get…
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New Relationship Winds Down to “Let’s Actually Watch the Movie” Phase
IDAHO FALLS, Idaho — The three-month-old and, until now, extremely sexually charged relationship between Tom Paulsey and Dawn Sunland finally…
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