Custodian’s Heavily Used Mop Mistaken for Rob Zombie
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — A raggedy mop caused confusion among several attendees of the "Days of the Dead" horror convention when…
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Cat Rescues Scared Cop Stuck Hiding On Tall Tree Branch
CHICAGO – A local cat known as Pudding saved an officer of the Chicago Police Department that ran up a…
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Drummer in Small Scene Sucks in Four Different Bands
ALBANY, N.Y. – A severe drought of talented drummers within the local scene is forcing multiple bands to recruit novice…
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Black Sheep of Nu-Metal Family Can’t Grow Soul Patch
BOSTON – Middle child and walking disappointment to his Nu-metal family Trevor Briggs Jr. is the only one in his…
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Punk House Goth Sleeps in Coffin Directly on Floor
SYRACUSE, N.Y. – Local goth Sarah Lashley is rejecting modern bedding options and instead chooses to sleep in a casket…
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Bigfoot Killing It on Bass in Doom Metal Band
SEQUIM, Wash. – Local doom metal band Skull Ritual are seeing a sudden surge in popularity ever since adding an…
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Man Distracted by Fact Sex Doll He Ordered Looks a Bit Like Iggy Pop
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local man Allen McGuire noticed late yesterday afternoon that the sex doll he ordered online beared a…
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Eddie Wishes Iron Maiden Would Come Up With Album Art Concept About Relaxing on the Beach or Something
SAN JUAN TEOTIHUACÁN, Mexico – Iron Maiden’s longtime mascot Eddie believes it's time he had an opportunity to do more…
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Opinion: If Metallica Never Cut Their Hair In The 90s They Would Have Sucked But Had Long Hair
In the 1980s, Metallica were at the forefront of the World's thrash scene. The image they held and the music…
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Metalhead Uses Only Phone Call From Jail to Tell Random Person How Much He Thinks Ghost Sucks
DETROIT – Metalhead Drew Fronski used his one and only phone call from the county jail to get one last…
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