SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Paranormal teen-killer Freddy Krueger is feeling totally freaked out while trying to haunt a Neon Genesis Evangelion…
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ONEONTA, Ala. — A social faux pas was committed at the annual Blount County Police Halloween Ball after every single…
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ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — The Levy Heights massacre, in which a half-boar half-clown monster called Piggly Giggly destroyed dozens of…
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1. It Would Be Problematic For Our Management Bonuses To Share! YOLOL! ;) 2. Whoa! All Our Staff Live In…
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LONDON — A serial killer targeting merch guys allegedly murdered another victim at a show last night, continuing a month-long…
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PITTSBURGH — Local DIY lifestyle advocate and sexually frustrated man Peter Jansen unveiled today his self-made sex robot, which looks…
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After three years and five missed deadlines, Stomp Head Gaming’s much-hyped kickstarter game Schoolyard Head Stompers is out. This game…
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Oh, you want to watch a Doctor Who trailer? Your Google history tells us you enjoy opinions on Doctor Who.…
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Due to the countless allegations against pop punk bands regarding inappropriate interactions with young fans, we were hesitant to sit…
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