Primus Guitarist Hoping One of His Songs Could Maybe Make It Onto Album One Day Too
EL SOBRANTE, Calif. — Primus guitarist Larry “Ler” LaLonde quietly admitted today that he’d like to get one of his…
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iTunes Terms and Conditions Writer Releases Heartfelt 56-Page Statement
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Longtime Apple technical writer Jerry Perrywinkle released a passionate yet long-winded statement today about his 18 years…
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T-Shirt Vendor Accidentally Uses Back of Joy Division Album
LOS ANGELES — Amateur clothing vendor and entrepreneur Brian Wessel is puzzled by his company’s lack of T-shirt sales after…
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Depression and Anxiety Announce Co-Headlining Secret Show in Man’s Head
SEATTLE — Depression and anxiety unexpectedly announced a co-headlining secret show last night at the prefrontal cortex venue inside the…
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Band Adopts Puppy in Last Ditch Effort to Avoid Break Up
NEW YORK — Struggling indie trio Sternum First adopted a French bulldog puppy yesterday, undergoing one final attempt to reconnect…
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New Vampire Weekend Album to be Pressed on Khaki Material
NEW YORK — Columbia Records announced on Friday they will be teaming up with Banana Republic to press Vampire Weekend’s…
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Punk Returning From Semester Abroad Now Spells It “Poseur”
BOSTON — Philosophy major Patrick Cartelli returned yesterday from three months studying abroad in London with several new mannerisms, including…
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Stoner Pretty Sure He Just Invented CBD-Infused Marijuana
DENVER — Local marijuana enthusiast Toby Strickland is “pretty sure” he is the first to invent CBD-infused marijuana, which he…
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Collage Art Is My Way of Expressing How Much I Want $500 From You
Art is self expression. Art is thought-provoking. Art shines a mirror onto society so that it can see the ugliness…
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