I Went Down on Dave Coulier in a Theater but You Don’t See Me Writing Songs About It
It’s time to set the record straight. Back in the early 90s, Dave Coulier was an unrelenting whore and everyone…
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“Daft Punk Is Playing at My House” and Other Times LCD Soundsystem Were Lying Sacks of Shit
As one of the few people in this world that genuinely listens to lyrics and pays attention to song titles,…
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5 Ways to Practice Self-Love That Pretty Much Only Work If You’re Rich and Super Hot
Us rich and hot people receive so much love on a daily basis that we often forget practicing self-love is…
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Town Still Ravaged Decades After Dookie Airstrike of ’94
BERKELEY, Calif. — A small town in the East Bay region of California is still completely devastated and covered in…
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Scientists Discover Theoretical Fourth Thing To Do With Hands During Show
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Behavioral scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced a breakthrough discovery of a theoretical fourth option…
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Man Reading Alone at Bar Prefers to Drink Alone at Library
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Greg Kaiters enjoyed reading a nice chapter from a book at the Bridgetown Rose Saloon…
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We Sat Down With My Bloody Valentine Only to Realize Halfway Through They Were Bullet for My Valentine
Shoegaze pioneers My Bloody Valentine changed music forever with their genre-defining album "Loveless." As it turns out, their name bears…
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Polyamorous Man Asks for a Plus-Three Wedding Invite
GALVESTON, Texas — Polyamorous man Bryce Tarryton asked his recently engaged friends last week if he could trade in his…
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Mathcore Band Sets Time Signature Back for Daylight Saving Time
MEDFORD, N.Y. — Mathcore band A Murder Among Friends observed the biannual Daylight Saving Time rule today by reluctantly setting…
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New Factory-Farm-to-Table Restaurant Horrifying Patrons
HOUSTON — The world’s first factory-farm-to-table restaurant Le Cochon Souffrant opened to largely negative reviews this week, as patrons were…
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