Missouri Punk Band Paid in Exposure to COVID-19
ST. LOUIS — Local punk band Dead Houseplants will play Locust Street’s Fubar in exchange for free exposure to COVID-19…
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Record Player Can’t Get Through ‘Cuphead’ Soundtrack Without Dying
SEATTLE — An antique gramophone-style record player was unable to play through the entire vinyl release of the Cuphead original…
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Trapt Is My Favorite Band Because They Only Pick Fights Online Just Like Me
It’s time to call a spade a spade and say that Trapt is the absolute greatest band of all time.…
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Fact Check: Did Cypress Hill Predict We Would All Go Insane in the Membrane?
The Claim: Everyone’s favorite alarmist hip hop group Cypress Hill predicted we in our current fragile state as a quarantined…
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Netflix Orders Two More Weeks of Quarantine So Viewers Can Rewatch and Truly Understand “Tiger King”
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings ordered two more weeks of nationwide quarantine to give subscribers a chance…
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5 Things I Wish I Knew in My 20s That I Would’ve Definitely Ignored in My 20s
Your 20s are hands down the most difficult decade of your life. I would know as someone who just turned…
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Metalhead Asks CDC Hotline What to Cough Into If They’ve “Hypothetically” Cut off Their Sleeves
LOS ANGELES — Local metalhead Layne Medema spoke with a representative from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention hotline…
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Man Arrested After Yelling “Arcade Fire” in Crowded Theater
DENVER — Local police apprehended miscreant Max Yelban last night for mischievously shouting “Arcade Fire” in a crowded theater and…
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Failed New Year’s Resolution Repurposed for Lent
OKLAHOMA CITY — Local punk Gary Trentson is recycling his New Year’s resolution for Lent this year after failing miserably…
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DNC Begs “Bernie Bros” to Please Stop Inciting Enthusiasm Into Democratic Party
WASHINGTON — The Democratic National Committee released a public statement today, imploring Bernie Sanders supporters, pejoratively referred to as “Bernie…
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