Mark my words. If Donald Trump loses the 2020 presidential election I am moving to the only other place that…
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Abs: Everyone wants them. No one’s got them. Except yours truly. In today’s world, there just aren’t many people willing…
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CINCINNATI — Local singer Troy Nickelson of shoegaze band Neon Leggings sat back and watched yesterday as his bandmates moved…
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LOS ANGELES — Inclusive frat guy Dylan Sargosta bravely drew both vaginas and penises on passed out freshmen during Friday…
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HOUSTON — Registered Libertarian Dale Kramerson announced today that he will not be voting in the 2020 presidential election as…
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Being an entrepreneur is a mindset. Something you have to put out into the world every moment you can. I…
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As investigative journalists, we at The Hard Times aren’t afraid to ask the tough questions. Also, we know a guy…
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BALTIMORE — Local introvert Katie Pidacter quietly hoped yesterday that no one would remember her birthday this year, in order…
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PHILADELPHIA — Friend-of-a-friend and uninvited Super Bowl party guest Bartholomew Youngblood just wants everyone to know that the word “football”…
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LOS ANGELES — The winner of the “Best Alternative Music Album” at the 62nd Annual Grammy Awards was allegedly produced…
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