Polyamorous Man Asks for a Plus-Three Wedding Invite
GALVESTON, Texas — Polyamorous man Bryce Tarryton asked his recently engaged friends last week if he could trade in his…
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Mathcore Band Sets Time Signature Back for Daylight Saving Time
MEDFORD, N.Y. — Mathcore band A Murder Among Friends observed the biannual Daylight Saving Time rule today by reluctantly setting…
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New Factory-Farm-to-Table Restaurant Horrifying Patrons
HOUSTON — The world’s first factory-farm-to-table restaurant Le Cochon Souffrant opened to largely negative reviews this week, as patrons were…
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Opinion: I Prefer the British Version of the Office GIFs
Many people will tell you that the US version of the Office GIFs are better than their UK predecessors. Those…
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Misfits Arena-Show Rider Demands Marshmallows Be Separated From Count Chocula
NEW YORK —The Misfits updated their show rider yesterday, demanding the marshmallows in their Count Chocula cereal be separated from…
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Self-Conscious Lead Singer Pretty Sure Everyone Staring at Him
PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Grave Danger lead singer and self-described “walking ball of nerves” Dave Schwantes admitted today that he was…
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Blues Guitar Tab Includes Recommended Mouth Gestures With Notes
LANSING, Mich. — Ultimate-guitar.com announced on Friday a new feature called “oral tabs,” which allows users to submit recommended mouth…
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Intern to Earn Time-And-A-Half Experience on Labor Day
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. — Newly hired intern Rebecca Boulanger will earn time-and-a-half experience for her work on Labor Day from…
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Primus Guitarist Hoping One of His Songs Could Maybe Make It Onto Album One Day Too
EL SOBRANTE, Calif. — Primus guitarist Larry “Ler” LaLonde quietly admitted today that he’d like to get one of his…
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iTunes Terms and Conditions Writer Releases Heartfelt 56-Page Statement
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Longtime Apple technical writer Jerry Perrywinkle released a passionate yet long-winded statement today about his 18 years…
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