Here’s What the Cast of Seinfeld Looks Like Today but With Devilocks
What’s the deal with the cast of "Seinfeld" today? And more importantly, what do they look like now, but with…
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Doctors Use Dental Records to Identify Body of Alive and Well Keith Richards
WESTON, Conn. — Local physicians used dental records yesterday to identify the body of legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards…
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Unemployed Kevin Sorbo Sends Ben Shapiro His Headshot Just in Case
LOS ANGELES — Out-of-work actor and outspoken conservative Kevin Sorbo sent his professional headshot to political commentator and apparent filmmaker…
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An Open Letter To Someone I Made up To Prove an Incredibly Petty Point
I cannot believe this has to be said out in the open on the internet instead of in private like…
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5 Endangered Species That Seriously Need To Get Their Shit Together
Have you seen the list of endangered species lately? My god, it’s like a zoo. Some of these animals clearly…
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California Exodus Gone Too Far? Red Hot Chili Peppers Just Wrote an Album About Texas
California’s reign as the greatest state on Earth is fading fast with podcast hosts and business magnates alike abandoning ship…
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Scream Pillow Flipped to Cooler Side
BAYSHORE, N.Y. — Local stressed out man Tanner Beggins took a brief pause moments ago from wailing into his scream…
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Opinion: The Beatles Are Just a 34-Hit Wonder
Marcy Playground, Harvey Danger, the Beatles. There are so many types of “wonders” in the music industry, but at the…
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Entire Viewing of Movie Spent Reading Film’s IMDb Page
MEDFORD, N.Y. — Aspiring film buff and possible ADD sufferer Jacob Leftwich spent the entire duration of “The Godfather” yesterday…
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Practice Space’s COVID Safety Protocol Says Nothing About Horrible Black Mold Problem
DEER PARK, N.Y. — The owners of local rehearsal space Damned Studios released a number of safety protocols yesterday for…
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