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May 31, 2021

MINNEAPOLIS — 1994’s “Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal” Grammy nominee Soul Asylum announced that they…

May 18, 2021

HILL VALLEY, Calif. — Marty McFly checked the liner notes of Bad Brains’ self-titled album hoping to see precisely when…

May 16, 2021

COMMACK, N.Y. — Local man who can’t seem to catch a break Josh Crabtree had a brief moment of celebration…

May 15, 2021

NEW YORK — Recent NYC transplant and lifelong Floridian Jerry Smithson announced to a group of friends that New York…

May 13, 2021

Listen up, buttercup. In this house, we always back the blue. We support the boys in blue and we know…

May 6, 2021

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced yesterday that they are ordering a slew of new violent homicides to generate content…

May 3, 2021

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Members of Dave Matthews Band not named Dave Matthews got together yesterday to request a name change…

April 21, 2021

SEATTLE — Local cat owner Robbie Kratchiz admitted yesterday that his cat tree was the most expensive piece of furniture…

April 17, 2021

Republicans fear a lot of things: Gender-neutral bathrooms, Dr. Seuss books they've never heard of getting discontinued, and us Democrats…

April 10, 2021

Many so-called critics will tell you that the show “Dinosaurs” was a visionary masterpiece and technological breakthrough in television. But…