Bobby Korec, Author at HARDTIMES

December 26, 2021

NEW YORK — Local punk band Horny Horny Hippos magically transformed into a supergroup when a spider living in their…

December 21, 2021

SEATTLE — Local guitarist Griffin Barens carefully submerged his soaked amplifier into 10,000 pounds of uncooked rice after playing a…

December 7, 2021

LANCASTER, N.H. — A local historian of punk rock recently unearthed incontrovertible evidence that GG Allin’s full name was actually…

December 6, 2021

Science nerds will tell you that climate change is an existential threat to our world, but more importantly, to our…

December 1, 2021

PERTH AMBOY, N.J. — Friends and family of local punk Ricky Ballstead report he is aging “like a fine PBR”…

November 26, 2021

PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Best Buy’s nationwide Black Friday sale reportedly includes huge discounts on labor with their employees being paid…

November 19, 2021

HUMPTULIPS, Wash. — Local “rise and grinder” Jake Munchen is reportedly trying to break into the venue security career field…

November 5, 2021

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Tesla recently revealed the prototype for their new self-driving Dragula that can independently dig through ditches…

November 4, 2021

Dear poor Republican voters. Are you stupid or something? I'm only asking because you keep voting against your interests. Did…

November 1, 2021

OLYMPIA, Wash. — Struggling punk band Sucks To Be You revealed that they were at wits’ end after years of…