Black Man Stuck in Line at Polling Station Receives “I Tried to Vote” Sticker
MOULTRIE, Ga. — Local Black man Darius Phillips received an “I Tried to Vote” sticker after waiting in line for…
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Divorced Dad Glad He Bombed Custody Hearing Now That Schools Are Closed
HERSHEY, Pa. — Divorced father of three Scott Timmons is happy he botched his custody hearing, now that his children…
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Thousands of Young White Men Trapped in School-to-Police Pipeline
WASHINGTON — Disturbing new research from the Brookings Institute has found that thousands of young, white men across America are…
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Work-From-Home Parents Never Realized How Often Son Masturbates
HAGERSTOWN, Md. — After months of working from home, local parents Ron and Melinda Zimmerman came to the stunning realization…
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Bassist Figures He Only Has to Kill Two or Three People to Become Frontman
PHILADELPHIA — Local bassist Aaron Scherzinger realized today that he only needs to murder two or three of his bandmates…
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FBI Agent Praying He Doesn’t Get Assigned to TikTok Unit
WASHINGTON — FBI Agent Raymond Kesler is desperately hoping to avoid assignment to the Bureau’s newly formed TikTok surveillance unit,…
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Self-Conscious Man Removes Mask After Seeing No One Else Wearing One
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Local Publix shopper Wesley Clemons removed his protective face mask this morning after realizing that no one…
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