Bassist Figures He Only Has to Kill Two or Three People to Become Frontman
PHILADELPHIA — Local bassist Aaron Scherzinger realized today that he only needs to murder two or three of his bandmates…
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FBI Agent Praying He Doesn’t Get Assigned to TikTok Unit
WASHINGTON — FBI Agent Raymond Kesler is desperately hoping to avoid assignment to the Bureau’s newly formed TikTok surveillance unit,…
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Self-Conscious Man Removes Mask After Seeing No One Else Wearing One
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Local Publix shopper Wesley Clemons removed his protective face mask this morning after realizing that no one…
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