Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

July 30, 2020

CHICAGO — An Avis car rental in Lincoln Park is trying to send the federal government a $50 cleaning bill…

July 24, 2020

The shower is one of the last refuges in modern society. Only within that 2x4 foot space can you shut…

July 17, 2020

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced today that his state has won a federal contract to become the…

March 30, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Social media website MySpace announced today it will require their singular employee to work from home during…

January 18, 2020

MINNEAPOLIS — First time poker player Ryan Feldman is absolutely cleaning out his friends in a game of Texas Hold…

December 5, 2019

COLTS NECK, N.J. — Local eighth grader Steve McKenzie was confused and disillusioned last week when his first kiss at…

August 29, 2019

NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Denizens of the underworld are welcoming significant infrastructure improvements over the next few weeks as…

August 22, 2019

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Popular local surf rock band Neutral Milk Hotel California is rumored to be playing a show…

June 29, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Punk legend and filmmaker Glenn Danzig's debut horror film “Verotika” will be available exclusively on Netflix later…

June 17, 2019

NEW YORK — Inventor and former Weezer fan Dr. Stanley Tankowitz successfully time travelled last week to September 10, 2001,…