Study Finds More Americans Taking on Second or Third Mid-Life Crises
WASHINGTON — A recent study conducted by the Census Bureau revealed that the majority of Millennial Americans are forced to…
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We Sit Down with the One Guy Whose Student Loans Were Canceled by Biden
President Biden’s SAVE plan, his audacious agenda to cancel student loans for millions of Americans, was immediately embraced by the…
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Punk’s Urine Being Green Unrelated to St. Patrick’s Day Bender
KUTZTOWN, Pa. — St. Patrick’s Day reveler and local punk Shane Becker was unconcerned that his green-tinted urine had nothing…
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The Next Dracula? This Eastern European Guy Just Bit Me
HELP! Please you have to do something, I’m not sure how much time I have left until I turn. As…
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DJ Utilizes Downtime on Stage to Do His Taxes
LAS VEGAS — Enterprising DJ Brian “Blaze” Johnson took multitasking to a new level after utilizing the majority of his…
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Groundbreaking Sex Scene in Hallmark Movie Depicts 20 Seconds of Dry Humping
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Hallmark Channel’s newest movie reportedly features a groundbreaking sex scene depicting 20 seconds of dry humping…
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Opinion: Listen up Liberal! I’m Scared and Need To Be Held
This country is going to hell. Everyday there’s some new bullshit that threatens our American way of life, like Taylor…
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Conservative Think Tank Spends $40 Million Trying to Frame Girl Scout Cookies as Woke
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A bombshell study recently revealed a Conservative think tank spent $40 million trying to find a way…
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Trouble in Paradise? My Wife Just Sent Me Nudes Followed by “Sorry, Wrong Number”
The foundation of any good marriage is communication, which is why my wife and I text each other multiple times…
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We Rank the Characters from “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue” Based on How Likely They Eventually Got Addicted to Drugs
"Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue" was arguably one of the most exciting crossover events of many Millennial childhoods, despite it…
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