Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

April 19, 2024

Attention Boston area residents! Was one or more of your loved ones killed by ten million pounds of sludge from…

April 15, 2024

INDIANAPOLIS — Local man Dave McGrath is clinging to hope that contracting salmonella is part of the process of the…

April 12, 2024

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — A domesticated pig found his life in jeopardy as he began to suspect his punk owner Kevin…

April 12, 2024

It seems like wherever you look these days, we’re surrounded by people who’ve never known a minute of strife, let…

March 26, 2024

PALO ALTO, Calif. — CEO Steve Westwood of tech juggernaut SnaxR called an emergency all-hands-on-deck meeting to excitedly inform employees…

March 25, 2024

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Eight-year-old Chase Gibson was optimistic after the dissolution of the polycule that had raised him since birth…

March 25, 2024

MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Jeff Abrams made a complete ass of himself after blanking on the lyrics to Daft Punk’s…

March 24, 2024

WASHINGTON — A recent study conducted by the Census Bureau revealed that the majority of Millennial Americans are forced to…

March 17, 2024

President Biden’s SAVE plan, his audacious agenda to cancel student loans for millions of Americans, was immediately embraced by the…

March 17, 2024

KUTZTOWN, Pa. — St. Patrick’s Day reveler and local punk Shane Becker was unconcerned that his green-tinted urine had nothing…

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