MANCHESTER — New wave obsessive and romantic introvert Jana Chapman is disappointed to find herself in a love triangle that…
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Colleen Nerney
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Another week, another abbreviated introductory paragraph. You know what you're here for, get on down and listen to our staff…
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Malia Simon
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So your favorite company did something ethically wrong and you want to start a boycott. Congratulations! A lot of people…
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Traye Holland
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SUN PRAIRIE, Wis. — Overconfident white guy Randall Weiss, who frequently proclaims his “life is a movie,” is reportedly ignorant…
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Hola. Mucho gusto. That means “Hi, pleased to meet you.” Did I learn that from your little fucking owl? ¡No!…
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Joe Rumrill
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HAMAMATSU, Japan — Pedal manufacturer BOSS announced that they will finally be releasing a pedal that sounds like Jack Black…
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Hey there! I see that you’re about to release a new track, so I thought I’d offer some words of…
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Self-proclaimed alpha male, Jared Andrews, suffered a nervous breakdown last week when attempting to eat a…
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As a musician, earning enough to buy a house is quite the feat and I’m damn proud of that. Now…
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Patrick Crooks
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REYKJAVIK, Iceland — City officials announced that the annual spraying for feral Björks will begin this week and that residents…
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