Dan Rice
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Ever since I discovered BDSM Tumblr as a youth, I have dreamt of dying at the hands of horned-up sadistic…
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Zach Hudson
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COLD SPRING, N.Y. — The local corn maze at Humble Seeds Orchard reportedly caused a record 57 relationships to end…
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Zach Raffio
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GRAND ISLAND, Neb. — Local doctor Harvin Smill found himself visibly sweaty this morning responding with a mumbled sequence of…
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DUXBURY, Mass. — Local affluent teen Cody Milligan was confused by President Biden’s recent pardon of people arrested for Marijuana…
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Doug Kolic
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DALLAS – Local man Shane Whitlock recently blew the two-drink minimum at a small, laid-back music venue clear out of…
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Dan Rice
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Well, boil, boil, toil, and NOT SO MUCH TROUBLE apparently. Ever since I was introduced to the tale of Hansel…
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Joe Rumrill
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CHELSEA, Mich. — The right leg of local One Man Band “Dandy Dale’s Ragshackle Ramtime Revue” is leaving to pursue…
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Nathan Kamal
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Listen, I know it's all in good fun and I should be a good sport about this, but I would…
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Patrick Crooks
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BALTIMORE — Relatives of recently deceased punk Bryan Allen decided to postpone the beginning of his funeral until a few…
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Patrick Crooks
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CHICAGO — Local couple Nicole Vario and Peter Brooks opted to stay together as the mere idea of dating caused…
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