Bobby Korec
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Dear poor Republican voters. Are you stupid or something? I'm only asking because you keep voting against your interests. Did…
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Chris Nakis
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BETHESDA, Md. — Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease, recently gave approval for…
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Dan Rice
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Dear fam, hustlers and wizened street-toughs, I would like, first and foremost, to thank you all from the bottom of…
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Brandon Morland
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MINNEAPOLIS — Bar staff everywhere are rejoicing as Semisonic penned a long-awaited follow-up to their 1998 single “Closing Time” entitled…
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SAN DIEGO — Local breadwinner and career bassist Clarissa Khatri announced a leave of absence from his day job after…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — The local police department issued a public service announcement this morning warning the populace to be aware…
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Dan Rice
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In 1976, Sidney Lumet’s “Network” set a new bar for satire in American film. It’s sharp-witted, hilarious critique of the…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Aging goth Ashe Montresor is barely managing to push through their daily 170-minute ritual of applying the appropriate…
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Emma Jonas
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden dozed off “for a good thirty or forty seconds” at a lectern while delivering an…
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Jerrod Kingery
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You know how people joke about defeating a small business in a lawsuit when something goes wrong so badly that…
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