Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A seven year old PlayStation 4 that has been making more and more noise has reportedly grown…
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Ryan Danley
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DALLAS — Laid off mall security guard and avid Pantera fan Jamie Gunderson has essentially torn his apartment down to…
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John Danek
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ATLANTA — Stay-at-home mother Mary Benson wishes that her husband, Atlanta Sheriff Rick Benson, believed her explanations of the goings-on…
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Chris Jones
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Every '90s teen can recall a time when they blasted Everclear’s "Father of Mine" after a particularly contentious dispute with…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local couple Debbie Yolander and Brian Guyson sustained mild concussions yesterday after guests at their Weezer-themed gender…
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Dan Kozuh
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NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — Professor Charles Xavier, headmaster at Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, is reportedly at a loss…
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Owen Crowlie
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What is art? Is it something that makes you feel? Is it something you sell to rich weirdos so they…
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Bobby Korec
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So your lifelong hobby has been an incredibly rewarding activity, but you’ve been doing it for free this whole time…
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Ben Friedman
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VERONA, N.J. — Local 36-year-old Jordan Wilkins still hasn’t forgiven himself for completely botching his shopping spree during 1994’s “Nickelodeon…
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Chris Jones
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Put any two people in a room together and make them talk about music long enough, they are bound to…
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