Neil Floyd
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February 26, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Paramount’s troubled Dungeons & Dragons adaptation hit yet another roadblock today after lead Chris Pine chose Charisma…
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Cory Cousins
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February 26, 2021
PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Conservative pundits outraged by Hasbro’s announcement that Mr. Potato Head would become gender-neutral immediately created petitions to…
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Ella Gale
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February 26, 2021
This isn’t the dark ages. Women rock out. We play guitars. As Phoebe Bridgers demonstrated on SNL, sometimes we rock…
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Erin McLaughlin
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February 26, 2021
DULUTH, Minn. — Local determined man Chris Vazquez went overboard Tuesday evening when he ate an entire bag of Lay’s…
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Jonah Nink
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February 26, 2021
Much like TV, ice cream, and porn, pets exist solely to distract us from the inevitability of death. Well, until…
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Dicky Stock
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February 26, 2021
NORWOOD, Mass. — Older brother Jack Durso bought the new NOFX CD “Single Album” yesterday, which he plans to keep…
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Mark Roebuck
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February 25, 2021
APACHE JUNCTION, Ariz. — A self proclaimed superfan of the Mortal Kombat video game series was reportedly livid after discovering…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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February 25, 2021
After years of unsuccessful attempts, me ‘n Scooter finally made our way down to Bohemian Grove and caught a lizard…
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Stephen Bell
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February 25, 2021
OVIEDO, Fla.— Local emotional support dog Reggie is under fire today for acting as more of an enabler for his…
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Daniel Arnold
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February 25, 2021
I love life's simple pleasures. I'm talkin' taking in a good sunset, falling asleep to the sound of a crackling…
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