Jeremy Kaplowitz
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February 11, 2021
EDMONTON — BioWare has announced a compromise for Mass Effect fans upset about the removal of various butt shots in…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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February 11, 2021
LOS ANGELES — The Mandalorian’s Gina Carano has broken new ground for Star Wars by becoming the first actress in…
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Doug Francisco
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February 11, 2021
Hey dude, how's it going? Just wanted to say no hard feelings about the other day. That comment thread got…
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Ramona Apthorp
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February 11, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Local trans woman Ruby Aldorff posted a picture of herself eating a hotdog on Instagram yesterday, desperate…
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Bobby Korec
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February 11, 2021
Have you seen the list of endangered species lately? My god, it’s like a zoo. Some of these animals clearly…
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Patrick Coyne
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February 11, 2021
WARREN, Mich. — Millennial Jamie Thorpe suffered a retail-induced panic attack yesterday after hearing several beloved bands from her youth…
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John Dixon
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February 10, 2021
HARTFORD, Conn. — Local mobile gamer Jeremy Jackson has drastically improved his performance in gacha game Legend of the Bravest…
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Rachel Steele
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February 10, 2021
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Self-proclaimed sapiosexual man Chad Manning reportedly finds himself attracted to or aroused by intelligent and well-informed women,…
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Aviva Siegel
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February 10, 2021
We need to save our stages, people! More importantly, we need to save our stage banter. With live music practically…
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Literally A Koala
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February 10, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — Members of local punk band Loogie Howser are eager to return to their bustling itinerary of playing…
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