Jus Kaplan
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Everything this simple man's ever needed in life can be found at my local Walmart. Hell, even if I were…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — A forthcoming David Bowie tribute album is daring to ask the question: what if these universally revered…
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Walker MacDonald
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NEW YORK — Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down…
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Owen Crowlie
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Allow me to officially welcome you all to 2021. How are you feeling? Are you comfortable? Is the temperature good?…
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Krissy Howard
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Nicholai Roscoe
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Married best friends Lisa Johnson and Matt Kennedy have made a pact to get divorced if they…
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Eric Navarro
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I can admit that some members of law enforcement just so happen to be the very same individuals that make…
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Heather Cook
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WOODSTOWN, N.J. — Local punk Alice Moretti thought of “the sickest” melody while shaving her armpits in the shower moments…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red couldn’t contain their giggling while announcing an upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 port coming to…
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Sarah Feliciano
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MUNCIE, Ind. – World-renowned, curmudgeonly orange cat Garfield has forgotten which day of the week he famously hates due to…
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