Hard Drive Staff
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In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Hard Drive editors Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original…
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Kevin Hufe
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Career planning is increasingly becoming a priority for young Americans. In an era of bad housing and job markets, a…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence was hospitalized last night after seeing a Tampon commercial during his bi-weekly hour of…
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Dan Rice
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According to our president, Antifa is the greatest threat facing America today, and yet so little is known about them.…
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James Mahoney
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CHICAGO — Local anarcho-punk Noah Wallin claimed today that he is prepared to take the lives of Scottish indie-rock band…
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Devin Pacholik
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LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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CHICAGO — Cinephile Brad Reznik attended a showing of Tenet, despite dangers associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, for the opportunity…
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Stephen Bell
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TRENTON, N.J. — Mafioso and “ordinary dry cleaners operator” Eugenio “Two-Bean Gene” Bianchi underwent an unexpected and surprising sexual awakening…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES — Writers for the police procedural/workplace sitcom “You Have the Write to Remain Sassy” are debating how flamboyantly…
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Patrick Crooks
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FALLS CHURCH, Va. — 36-year-old Michael Connelly’s sarcastic response moments ago to a demand from his parents effectively eliminated the…
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