Kaitlyn Jeffers
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WASHINGTON — The Republican Party has loosened its stance on voter suppression and ballot security ahead of this year’s general…
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James Knapp
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As a police union representative, let me say this in plain English for all you darn snowflakes trying to defund…
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Rick Homuth
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CHICAGO — Local straight edge man Rodney Palmer woke up mortified this morning after realizing he’d broken edge while blackout…
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Owen Crowlie
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — The classic text adventure Zork has been updated for a new generation, with totally overhauled whimsy to…
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Brandon Puff
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NEW YORK CITY — Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…
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CARMEL, Ind. — Used car salesman and Turning Point USA volunteer Jeremy “J-Man” Johnson confronted an elementary school teacher on…
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Ryan Danley
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DYERSVILLE, Iowa — The magical “Field of Dreams” that once hosted the ghosts of baseball greats like “Shoeless” Joe Jackson…
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Patrick Crooks
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — A burrito purchased at a local 7-11 today was beyond repulsed by the disgusting schlub…
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Alex Salcido
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No matter how old you are or where you’re from, you likely grew up listening to iconic chart-topping kings, "Various…
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Kevin Tit
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Career landlord and general piece of shit Tyler Simpson was devastated to learn today that he’s also…
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