Jeremy Kaplowitz
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July 23, 2020
LOS ANGELES — The cast of ABC’s 2007 television show Cavemen reunited for a Zoom table read of an unaired…
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Patrick Coyne
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July 22, 2020
PHILADELPHIA — An anonymous protestor sporting a distinctive mohawk, dozens of gold chains, and American flag Zubaz pants was spotted…
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DEDHAM, Mass. — Local Star Market employee Jimmy West will no longer be applauded for his brave commitment to serving…
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Jordan Breeding
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July 22, 2020
A young man came up to me while I was golfing yesterday, and said, "Mr. Trump, your Nazi socialist secret…
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Louie Aronowitz
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July 22, 2020
ABINGDON, Oxfordshire, U.K. — Experimental rock band Radiohead revealed today that their seminal album “Kid A” actually stands for “Kid…
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Tim Sheard
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July 22, 2020
PROVO, Utah — Devout Christian and former Underøath superfan Liam Beckstead spent the majority of his afternoon yesterday Tweeting death…
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Mark Roebuck
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July 21, 2020
SEATTLE — Tyler Wendell, the latest pro Super Smash Bros. player accused of sexual misconduct, has announced that he will…
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Mark Roebuck
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July 21, 2020
WASHINGTON — The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include…
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Mark Bouchard
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July 21, 2020
Spongebob Squarepants.The bubble-blowing, fun-loving, flamboyant sea sponge has been entertaining young children and stoned adults for over 20 years. But…
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FLAVORTOWN, Calif. — A quality-of-life ordinance passed by Flavortown’s town council this week will guarantee residents monthly universal chili con…
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