Ted Pillow
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence announced plans today to protect American citizens from the coronavirus by sending all infected…
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Gabe Gurwin
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URZIKSTAN — Coalition forces suffered heavy losses in a battle against local insurgent militias today, with SAS close-quarter combat specialist…
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Ryan Danley
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The Trump train keeps barreling towards 2020! Along with record job creation and the highest poll ratings in Presidential history…
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NEW YORK — A recent report from Overpower-Overcome Enterprises found that last year’s inordinate number of backstabbings ground the hardcore…
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David Sitrick
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NEW YORK — Pathogen enthusiasts across the United States received good news yesterday, as global health officials announced that delayed…
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Jason VanSlycke
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COMMERCE CITY, Co. — A bag of drugs successfully made it through a concert security line early yesterday afternoon without…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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MINNEAPOLIS — A customer at a local laundromat, Jane Garrison, claims that one of her socks experienced a physics glitch…
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Michael Luis
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“Oh shit,” you say to yourself. “It can’t be.” You’ve just checked out your favorite band’s new music video, and…
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DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate…
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Rachel Steele
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I’m not like other moms, you know. Sure, I pick up my kids from soccer practice on Thursday afternoons, and…
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