Nyda Ahmad
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KANSAS CITY — Local slob Donna McKenny agitated her roommates again yesterday with her claim that the mounting piles of…
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Grant Mulitz
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DULUTH, Minn. — Claiming it’s been the cheapest and most accessible health power-up since getting kicked off of his parents’…
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Dan Rice
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Ever since I saw that documentary "Predator" I knew I wanted to be a super elite army guy. I train…
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Laurie Storrie
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LANSING, Mich. — Local 13-year-old Malcolm Woods’ attempt at drunken debauchery last night ended in disappointment after realizing the bottle…
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Jay Miller
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Dungeon Master Daniel Hyde recently finished writing his ideal D&D campaign and released the final draft…
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Zach Raffio
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It’s stories like these that just break your heart. As a former smoker myself, I know how dangerous cigarettes can…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Touring garage-rock band Bananther reportedly made bassist Mike Sutherland order off the Denny’s kids’ menu in an effort…
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TOKYO — Acclaimed anime director Hayao Miyazaki has recently released an annual schedule of when he’ll be coming in and…
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DETROIT — Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden admitted he is considering current president Donald Trump as a potential running mate in…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has placed a temporary ban on playing the game Assassin’s Creed…
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